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How to be a time lord: cold water cetaphil

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:04:04 -0400

How to be a time lord:

cold water

cetaphil

Little bro sending the best bday wishes ever

Thu, 02 May 2013 10:31:39 -0400

Little bro sending the best bday wishes ever

shout-outs

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 13:01:34 -0400

To the lunch ladies at the school restaurant who smiled at me, and gave me a much larger amount of food than I can ever eat, but would be appropriate or slightly not enough for my man Daniel (hey). Also, the grandma with purple hair sitting next to me. The cafeteria, apart from giving me a hilarious amount of anxiety (where do I sit!!!!! why am I back in middle school!!!!), is pretty sweet and I ate my body weight for about $3.
To the dudes at the padaria down the block from my apartment. The old dude and I talked about suicide this morning and how his uncle, after losing a hand, tried killing himself three times. He snapped out of it when they took him to somewhere that is beyond my level of Portuguese, and told him that he only lost a hand, and not his life!!! This conversation came about after I said what up, he said he was fine and you have to be fine you have to keep going what else are you going to do with your life. I think this secures our relationship as “best friends”. Also, he and the young dude know my order.
To the unidentified flying bugs that bit me on my forehead, lower lip, and forearms at 4:38AM yesterday. Fuck you.
To the driver of the bus I take most days who, when I walked on yesterday afternoon, said “Ah! You again!”
To my fellowship for funding a trip to the goddamn Amazon so I can swim with some pink dolphins (this is not the main purpose of the trip)

yesterday's lunch c/o the history and geography building

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 13:31:26 -0400

This is supposedly a croissant filled with turkey breast and cheese. I don’t know what kind of cheese. It is slightly warm and soft. I guess it looks like a croissant, but really, who are they kidding, it was frozen fifteen minutes ago and no one that works in this storage-unit-cum-café has any idea what a real croissant looks like. I pretend it is a real croissant, but try very hard to erase any expectations I would have of a real croissant.

As I eat it, I realize that there is maybe 5 to 0% turkey and it is mostly cheese. It tastes and feels kind of like ricotta, but really, what do I know. All I know is that it fills my 4PM empty stomach as well as anything else, probably better than the raw nuts I have in my backpack. Who eats raw peanuts? I am confused about the fact that there is no turkey, but maybe it was a factory defect. Is that possible? Whatever, it cost R$3 and I will continue eating at least two or three per week until the end of November.

Score:

me-0

croissant-1

fuckyouverymuch: We can’t stop listening.

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 09:33:41 -0400

fuckyouverymuch:

We can’t stop listening.

fairest: Adrian Tomine

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 13:33:03 -0400

fairest:

Adrian Tomine

reading an article about the best face sunscreen instead of making a budget or like, thinking about...

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 22:20:44 -0400

reading an article about the best face sunscreen instead of making a budget or like, thinking about doing the research that i am being paid to do. will maybe throw away around 1k to go to a conference in new york.

don’t tell my dad.

"My mother thought that we would find flat leaf parsley (and the extra virgin olive oil that the..."

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 11:43:30 -0400

“My mother thought that we would find flat leaf parsley (and the extra virgin olive oil that the recipe called for) in a market in the part of town where the art museums were and where the houses looked like art museums too. She was right. Apparently, wealth allows you access to the future.”

- Monique Truong, in her T Magazine column Ravenuous. T

barrybonds: just another image

Sun, 02 Dec 2012 17:55:32 -0500

barrybonds:

just another image

a girl came through my place of business earlier and started talking to me about how she went out on...

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 08:00:19 -0500

a girl came through my place of business earlier and started talking to me about how she went out on a third date with some dude & he ended up being a TERRIBLE kisser. last time she came through she asked me if people ever say mean things about my septum piercing. she is a great person and much more entertaining than the principal of the local middle school who gets a regular coffee with milk, no sugar thanks bye.

divalocity: Music for Your Soul: TheeSatisfaction s u p l a d...

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 07:26:48 -0500

divalocity:

Music for Your Soul: TheeSatisfaction

s u p l a d i e s

The Rev. Marilyn Robinson is an African-descent woman in an...

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 15:56:00 -0500

The Rev. Marilyn Robinson is an African-descent woman in an all-white congregation in an era when 11 a.m. Sunday is called the nation’s most segregated hour.

She was raised Catholic, spent years in independent Pentecostal churches, and now, in her late 50s, is a pastor in one of Christendom’s most formal denominations.

She once was blind, but now she sees – literally.

And she has been homeless.

Robinson will be formally installed at 3 p.m. Dec. 2 as pastor of Ascension Lutheran, 4803 S. Lewis Ave.

She is the only black woman pastoring one of the 53 churches in the Arkansas-Oklahoma Synod of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America.

“My identity is in Christ, not in race or gender,” Robinson said.

“We’re really excited about having her,” said Bishop Mike Girlinghouse, who recommended her to the Tulsa church. “She’ll be a great asset to the community.”

Read more from this Tulsa World article at http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?subjectid=18&articleid=20121117_18_0_Thenew520625

what’s good, tulsa

fuckyouverymuch: We listen to Kanye.

Sun, 21 Oct 2012 20:31:52 -0400

fuckyouverymuch:

We listen to Kanye.

lorenapipa: a brisa

Mon, 08 Oct 2012 14:42:07 -0400

lorenapipa:

a brisa

pizza nite always (Publicado com o Instagram)

Mon, 01 Oct 2012 21:32:02 -0400

pizza nite always (Publicado com o Instagram)

Photo

Mon, 01 Oct 2012 14:56:19 -0400

Buy my crap-

Sat, 22 Sep 2012 01:20:29 -0400

Buy my crap-

blackcontemporaryart: Pelo Malo, Tony Peralta, 2011

Sun, 09 Sep 2012 22:13:54 -0400

blackcontemporaryart:

Pelo Malo, Tony Peralta, 2011

lizdexia: party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape Put on...

Mon, 28 May 2012 13:21:34 -0400

lizdexia:

party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape

Put on your best party dress (from Kohl’s, natch), your platform flip-flops, and your hair mascara. It’s time for the end-of-the-year dance, chaperoned by your gym teacher Mr. Belcher and your evil-bitch art teacher Mrs. Bjerke (sounds like beer-key but should’ve rhymed with BEE-JERK, ‘cause that’s what she was). No freak dancing allowed, kids. Sodas are $1 at the concessions table.

Yeah! | Usher ft. Lil Jon

Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson

1985 | Bowling for Soup

Bad Day | Daniel Powter

Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne

Crazy in Love | Beyonce

Dirty Little Secret | All American Rejects

The Reason | Hoobastank

Hey Ya | Outkast

My Humps | Black Eyed Peas

The First Cut is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow

Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake

She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5

Work It | Missy Elliott

White Flag | Dido

Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson

Leave (Get Out) | Jojo

Milkshake | Kelis

Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani

Mr. Brightside | The Killers

Stacy’s Mom | Fountains of Wayne

So Yesterday | Hilary Duff

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theesatisfaction: We have a FREE show at Seattle Central...

Tue, 22 May 2012 16:21:37 -0400

theesatisfaction:

We have a FREE show at Seattle Central Community College on Thursday May 24th

crying that i’m missing this